Negative Boner
the opposite of a b-n-r. when you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.
turn on the heater, i’m getting a negative b-n-r.
when the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a b-n-r instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.
nick: -points to me- negative b-n-r!
scott: lol
me: wtf d-mn it …
an negativeb-n-r happens mainly when a man is exercising and requiring blood flow to go to other part of his body besides his p-n-s. this does not happen to all men. the guy’s d-ck shrinks up to the size it was when he was 3, and sticks straight out, making a prominent small bulge in pants like gym shorts or swimsuits. this happens to men of all sizes (p-n-s wise) and is really embarr-ssing and aggravating. they mainly occur during high weight or high intensity workouts, or cardio.
bob was doing 500pound squats in the school gym. all the girls were watching. when he put the weight back, oh no! he had a negativeb-n-r and everybody could see how tiny his d-ck was at that moment. bob was extremely humiliated and now everyone thinks he has a baby p-n-s. bob knows his d-ck is actually a bigger than normal size. he just wishes everybody else knew that…
instead of getting a b-n-r you get a b-n-r into your body or
turned off
friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative b-n-r
other friend: cool story bro
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