Negative Listener
someone that hears only what they want to hear.
someone that while ‘listening’ to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
you: “can you tell me what format of longitude/ lat-tude this gps device stores its locations?”
negative listener: “i’m sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ lat-tude.”
you: “huh? you appeared to have answered a question i never asked!”
air hostess: “would you like the chicken or beef sir?”
negative listener: “the fish sounds delicious!”
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