negotiating the pussy
1) an act where a man tries to c-ck block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only f-ck buddies with.
2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.
3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the l-st drive between what he thinks is his woman and the c-ck she wants.
look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the p-ssy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!
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