Negraph
a program or application created specifically for the purpose of determining whether or not one is allowed to say the word (the word in the blank from the song __ in paris by kanye west and jay-z). i have used this app, and you may have guessed that i won’t be able to use it in this lifetime! downloadable on iphones, ipads, and developed by the hardworking and bright, creative minds of keegan-michael key and jordan peele, this unique application will be able to astonishingly report back to you on whether or not you can state this word after completing just a few background questions, including whether you are white or black.
white man: i’ve got the negraph on my phone and my ipad. my phone says i can’t ever say it. my ipad? it says i can’t ever say it- but bigger.
black man: “——!!!!” (refer to ___ in paris song blank for censored word)
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