Nelman
a boy who has too much body hair, usually jewish, who often refuses to shower or shave himself. nelmans usually are tall, a bit beefy, but also chubby. the main defining feature of a nelman is a big, juicy, hairy -ss. although they are predominantly heteros-xual, they enjoy sticking their fingers into their juicy -ss, and getting rim jobs. they also enjoy eating junk food, playing video games, and trying to belt musical theater songs.
wow. nelman needs to shave. he also has gained a little weight! i wonder if he’ll let me give his hairy -ss a rim job.
a young moose looking elf like child. the child has an appearance much like a cartoon bookworm and involves him/herself in galavantingly frolicking through meadows of wild flowers whilst gracefully shooting the wildlife and burning down his or her surroundings.
nelman is a moose. (see ‘moose’)
the nelman sat calmly whilst caressing his wildebeest.
the nelman horrified the young’uns with his foul hobbies.
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