nelson trade


(n.)
in fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another’s intelligence, such as proposing ben tate when foster is about to return or dwayne bowe when c-ssel gets injured.
(ex.)
that guy with a microp-n-s just offered me a nelson trade.

see also: insult, holocaust, coach sandusky, ucla.

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