nemari
the perfect friend,always there when you need him. also veryyyyy c-cky and looks nice with any hairstyle. he hates house party but loves face time. he is the hottest friend you will ever have and he has a fire jawline.
friend1:hey how was ur day
friend2: it was awesome because i spent it with nemari
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