nemenism
a form of religion that does not give a d-mn about anything and everything that exists in the universe. they strive to tell anyone and everyone that caring too much for things is a waste of time. to become a nemenist, one must complete an initiation that involves a test of your ability to not bring too much attention about anything in your life . once this is completed, one would be blessed by the deity himself, nemesiah, to fully become a nemenist sentinel.
person 1 – hey man, where were you yesterday?
person 2 – i was worshiping our demi-god nemesiah.
person 1 – i haven’t heard of that god before, what is your religion?
person 2 – my religion is nemenism, a religion that involves a disregard for too much attention to things.
person 1 – that’s really interesting, i might check that out.
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