nemories
memories that you can never remember.
person1: “yo, how was the party last night?”
person2: “i’ll probably never remember what happened, but i know i had so much fun!”
person3: “haha, add that to your nemories.”
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responding to a person telling you what to do, explaining that you will do it. mom: go wash the dishes and take out the trash me: yes chef
- pashinet
to be deeply in love with an individual or an object. usually used by idiots who can’t spell p-ssionate. nj is pashinet for illuminate alb-m. i’m pashinet about aloe vera water !! i am pashinet about cheese strings. shawn mendes is pashinet about his music!
- 250 pounds
one huge mother f-cker d-mn b-tch, you must weigh at least 250 pounds. you’re way too fat to ever be pretty. eww.
- kinky burrito
wrapping a d-ck or d-ld- in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection. amy: “june, did he at least have protection?” june: “no, but i had some reynolds wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito.”
- solenya
the fabled pickle-man. he “gets that parkour”, hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. he shames others via recycling habits. he crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children. did you just see solenya? he didn’t take their dreams, he took their parents.