Neon Light Disease
neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can’t sleep.
a better example would be that once it gets dark you don’t start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: i’m diagnosed with the neon light disease.
2: excuse me?
1: yeah, don’t you see the club lights on?
2: yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: when the neon lights turn on i wake up. … you’ve never heard of it before?
2: dude, i don’t think anyone’s heard of it before.
1: ah well, that’s their loss.
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