Neophonic Virgin
a person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or luddites (see unabomber).
jon doe: “i’m never getting an android phone, i hear they’re hard to use and my friend says he keeps h-tting b-ttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear.”
don joe: “you’re just a neophonic virgin. we gotta pop your cherry and get you a mytouch. androids are awesome. also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face.”
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