neopolitan love fist
gentleman’s version of the cretin’s “shocka”. where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady’s flower and one into her eye of horus. the then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
also the name of a guns of boom veteran player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother f-cking shotgun.
bring it,noob.
omfg, you just got the neopolitan love fist, with a god d-mn blunderbuss.
you brought this on yourself.
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