Neopolitan Muff


an icecream cone with sh-t and j-zz in it, then shoved in a girls p-ssy, just being able to eat the sh-t and j-zz out of the icecream cone…first, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to sh-t in it. then have the guy j-zz on top of the sh-t.after this you would shove the neopolitan m-ff in the girls p-ssy, and lastly you would eat it. the sh-t=chocolate, the j-zz=vanilla, the p-ssy=strawberry.
i know this is awkward but i had a neopolitan m-ff last night.

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