Neopolitan Super Glazing
when a man procedes to use the method of rusty toolshed while a woman is on her period. the woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. the now completed mixture is then poured into the man’s -n-s with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman’s mouth. she is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. the man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly j-zzblood, liquified sh-t, and nasal mucus.
example 1:
guy 1: hey dude, best night ever last night! gave my b-tch a neopolitan super glazing!
guy 2: what the f-ck is that?
guy 1: here’s a picture
(shows picture)
guy 2: holy sh-t! that’s f-cking sick!
guy 1: yeah it is my greatest masterpeice! tasted f-cking great to!
example 2:
i gave my girlfriend such an amazing neopolitan super glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.
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