neptunes kiss
when the water bounces up at your b-tt after you p–p
-p–ping-
aw man i got a neptune’s kiss
2 more definitions
the name given to the water/p-ss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy sh-t when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune’s kiss after having a sh-t
the splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): “aaaaaah”
(from other cubicle): “neptune’s kiss?”
(from first cubicle): “more of a peck on the cheek.”
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