nerd alert


term used to call attention to a social or societal outcast.
as the geek was approaching the bar people began to shout “nerd alert”
phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. can be used to describe yourself or others. can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.
sue: “i used to read black beauty over and over again when i was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time.”

jane later after recounting the incident to amy.

jane: nerd alert! could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
amy: seriously.

my biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. after she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming “nerd alert!” in her defense and move on.
somthing called by r-t-rds when their intelectual superiors walk past. usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the “nerds” inteligence.
“nerd alert !”
what people say when you get the perfect attendance reward at school.
teacher/princ-p-l/whatever: congratulations! you had perfect attendance!
student: -cough-nerd alert-cough-
kick-ss song by the aquabats
well yeah, we’re the freaks of nature
we’re the kids that easily bruise
we’re the geeks and the creatures
outer sp-ce hillbillies from the moon
get stupid on your time
keep your geriatric biker fight
diffuse the land mines
i’m alright
you’re alright
we’re alright
well we both know that our day will come
the revolution has begun
so raise your fists and take a stand
with your super cool…
super cool wrist bands!
we broke out
and now we’re running crazy
down the middle of the boulevard
(sp-ced out!)
there’s a nerd alert
there’s a nerd alert
and you’ll never, ever
never take us alive
never take us alive
you’ll never…!
we’re fat, young and hungry
but we don’t care
we got big old brains
like mexican candy
we got some complex flavor
running up in here
so get stupid on your time
get the bud bowl off the air
diffuse the land mines
i’m alright
you’re alright
we’re alright
you know that your apathy
became your enemy
and you did yourself in
find out this phenomenon
is running on and on
and we’ll never give in…
we broke out
now we’re running crazy
down the middle of the boulevard
(sp-ced out!)
there’s a nerd alert
there’s a nerd alert
and you’ll never, ever
never take us alive
never take us alive
never take us alive
live…
when a nerd is coming ur way!
nerd alert
when a dork is coming your way at automatic slims, u yell out nerd alert!
kelvin: mamala is coming this way.
marlon: “nerd alert!!!!”

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