Nerd Emergency
a nerd emergency is the sudden realization that the remaining battery of an electronic device, commonly a laptop, is critically low. when a nerd emergency occurs, the ‘victim’ nerd shouts “nerd emergency” causing surrounding nerds to flock to the aid of the ‘victim’. a collective effort ensues to connect the electronic device to a power source before it loses power completly.
nerd 1 (victim): nerd emergency!!! nerd emergency!!!
nerd 2: begins to untangle power cord
nerd 3: locates nearest wall outlet
nerd 4: connects power cord to electronic device
nerd 1: anxiously watches and bites his nails
nerd 2: plugs power cord into the outlet located by nerd 3
nerd 1: goes back to fixing his ever-broken (but still better than windows) linux distribution
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