nerd fishing
the act of finding out who the nerd is in a group by throwing out incomplete or incorrect information in order for the nerd to ”bite’ by adding more info(more than general knowledge) or correcting the original statement or phrase
me: hey i went to the museum and saw the fat venus.
nerd: do you mean the venus of willendorf? when were you in vienna? did you know that it is carved from an oolitic limestone etc, etc…
me: haha just kidding i was nerd fishing but i didn’t know you were gonna jump on the boat like that
the act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.
ted: “hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?”
frank: “what game are you going to be getting?”
ted: “there aren’t any games out that i’m interested in, i just wanted to go nerd fishing”
frank: “h-lls yes! that gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!”
when one ties a sci fi novel to the end of a fishing pole and hopes to catch a nerd.
she’s totally “nerd fishing” tonight.
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