Nerd Jersey
a short sleeve b-tton up shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.
i was getting somewhere with sarah until i made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. she then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from “anchorman” while yelling “very nice!!!” in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk borat.
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