Nerd Penis Length
the number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (including the 3 before the decimal place.)
tim: dude! i feel so emasculated.
tom: why, what happened?
tim: that little girl’s nerd p-n-s length is 222 digits and mine’s only 15…
tom: that’s harsh.
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