Nerd Tax
the premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics
dude: nice computer, pretty tricked out
nerd: yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 gpus and a solid state drive. gets me 3 more frames per second !
dude: whoa, how much that set you back
nerd: bout $7k
dude: dude…that is some serious nerd tax
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