nerdicapped
nerds whose level of nerdism is so extreme that they have difficulty performing or are not actually able to perform routine tasks requiring normal levels of eye-hand coordination (i.e., drinking from a cup); whole-body coordination (i.e., walking); social interaction (i.e., casual conversation), etc.
hey, dude, that guy trying to eat the egg fu yung over there is so nerdicapped that he just stuck a chopstick through his gl-sses!
that nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics cl-ss!
that guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend’s -ss while trying to drink it!
did you here about poor ol’ cuthbert? he’s so nerdicapped he ripped his c-ck in half jacking-off to a rerun of knight rider!
that nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently cr-pped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.
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