nerdrettes
an affliction commonly occurring in nerds that causes them to join nearby conversations uninvited. this normally occurs when the conversation is about a topic the nerd has some knowledge of.
the effects of nerdrettes can be suppressed with force of will, but many nerds lack the social grace to do so.
man: those people attending the game convention across the street seem to be all dressed up.
woman: yeah, it must be some sort of shooter game thing – see how they all have plastic guns?
nerd: they’re cosplaying as characters from the game valkyria chronicles. it’s a turn-based military tactics game for ps3.
man: we weren’t talking to you.
nerd: sorry, my nerdrettes got the better of me… do you want some pocky?
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