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• Spladoonking

  when your about to c-m, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a spladoonk sound. i loved it somuch i decided to do some more spladoonking

• Hornmotional

  when you’re both h-rny and emotional ever since brad left me for julia, i’ve been so hornmotional!

• Hungressive

  hungressive- state of agitation based on lack of subsistence. isabel and priscilla were more hungressive than usual, so i bought them breakfast.

• screwin the slim jim

  another phrase for w-nking a particularly long, thin w-lly. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle randy: mom get out of my room. randy’s mother: okay honey, just don’t go back to screwin the slim jim.

• Statetray

  the food tray you are given in jail “what up” i got a noodle for a statetray

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