nerve-crapping
when you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
mom: c’mon brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don’t leave now!
brad: but mom, i have to go to the bathroom! can’t make it! serious case of nerve-cr-pping!
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