Nescafe Handshake
almost certainly originates from a tv coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring gareth hunt. he holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. the relationship with gareth hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a w-nker.
she gave me a nescafe handshake
euphemistically used to replace w-nking or a hand job. imagine holding a cup of nescafé in your hand. if your imagination can’t stretch to nescafé, aldi value granules will suffice. then imagine shaking someone’s hand with it. then see what you’ve just done in reality. you see.
the wh-r- gave hugh the old nescafé handshake before selling her story to the cl-ssy upmarket newspaper ‘the sun’.
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