Nessel
also known as ness, p-ness, loch ness monster
1. a decrepid caveman who clubs the f-ck out of babies.
2. a teacher at rhs who is half myth,half legend. he screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. he also lifted a jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.
3. an ex nfl player, number 61. the biggest motherf-cker to come out of penn state without roids. he is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7’11” and 350 lbs.
4. mr. larson from happy gilmore. the guy with a nail in his head.
the guy probably can’t jerk off cause he can’t get his hand around his log.
1. “man, where’s ness?”
“he’s in ‘the cave’ again.”
“ah sh-t, there goes my little brother!”
“eh, he fried out your 360, f-ck him.”
“oh yeah. f-ck him.”
2. “i’ve never seen mr. nessel before.”
“never call him mr. nessel. ever.”
“i heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?”
“yeah, that’s what happens when you throw enough sh-t at him.”
3. “ness, did you ever kill anyone in the nfl?”
“-groans like a r-t-rded caveman.”
“silly ness.”
4. “i believe that jacket belongs to mr. gilmore, ness”
“ugh ugh ugh quit screwin around!”
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