nessie

friendly nickname for the loch ness monster.
i shall go nessie hunting this summer.
– a nickname for someone named vanessa
people named nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. a nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. the name ‘nessie’ is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.
nessie! -smiles- what did i tell you about cleaning up after your pet koala! are you listening nessie!? -smiles-
n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.
after eating that bowl of oatmeal, i feel like i could lay a nessie.
a common named used to describe the mythical creature the loch ness monster.
it’s also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. he is often seen joking around with his friends and being all around happy and optimistic. he loves his family and his friends. he enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.
aww! nessie is such a sweetheart!
a guy who says he has a big p-n-s, but there is no proof that it exists.
that guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can’t get a girl.
renesmee carlie cullen’s nickname, given to her by jacob black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child “after the loch ness monster”. however all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

-spoiler- also “vanessa wolfe” is actually nessie. in breaking dawn bella is worried about a possible volturi attack, so she gets fake id’s for jacob and nessie calling them jacob and vanessa wolfe, since bella -ssumed that that was a name that “nessie” could be short for -spoiler-
grandpa charlie: “see you tomorrow, nessie.”
bella: “not you, too! huh? her name is renesmee. like renée and esme, put together. no variations.”
a. a serpent-like monster rumored to be living in loch ness.

b. rumored to be the child of bella and edward cullen. her real name is reneesme, which comes from combining the names of bella and edwards moms, renee and esme. it takes nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she’s extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. it is also rumored that werewolf jacob imprints on her. her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. oh my g-d, i just saw nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. a few days before the release of breaking dawn, rumors of bella and edward’s child nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. the main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. others claimed it was ridiculous. either way, it brought many lulz.