nesting

nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the “nest”, from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.
this can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.
barbera: i think darcy is pregnant.
heather: why do you think that?
barbera: because shes nesting.
in the culture and lifestyle of apartment life, nesting is the act of settling yourself into a cozy convenient corner of your bedroom and surrounding yourself with all the comforts of your many vices.
i.e. a bed pushed against a wall with a window for smoking, internet access, p-rn, toilet paper, beer fridge, tv/dvd, game console, beer fridge, hash pipe, etc.
“nice weekend…good weekend…just spent the time nesting in my room. i had to peel myself from the sheets monday morning”
the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny sh-t particles on the seat.
yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet i had to nest that sh-t!
the act of leaving small stashes of your things in various places in an random and unorganized manner.
my boss is constantly nesting all over my office.
to go to the nest. to retreat to the place hawks live, the nest. to stay with other hawks at the nest;
are you nesting right now?
the act of cuddling and other such public displays of affection (pda) in an open area. nesting is commonly done spontaneously with someone you don’t particularly know very well.
group nesting is called a nest fest.
this act can lead to burrowing. burrowing can lead to babies.
joel – “eli went off to nest with that girl again.”
sam- “what a nesting wh-r-.”
the act of draping sheets of toilet paper between the toilet seat and toilet bowl until one has created a net in which to catch one’s p–p so that no defecation sound (“p–p plunk”) is audible to potential boyfriends sitting in the other room.
roommate a: “hey, we’re out of toilet paper again, and the toilet is horribly clogged, whats up with that?”

roommate b: “oh, that must be tanya. she can’t go unless she’s nesting.”