Net Kook


anyone who posts uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or who manifests a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession.

it is important to note the subtle distinction between a net kook, a net cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or -sshole. the newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he can’t afford to buy one for cash. the cretin is merely stupid and/or irritating. the troll is purposely pulling your leg like it got caught in some heavy machinery. the -sshole is, well, simply that. but a true net kook has a special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. their behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom merely boring.
i tried to follow gene ray’s writings at timecube.com, but after 30 seconds, i knew i was reading the rantings of a first-cl-ss net kook.

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