Net night crush
the object of your crush online that only lasts one night.
you are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.
you find their mysp-ce or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.
by morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that’s that.
you think to yourself, i had a net night crush.
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