NetApp
a piece of sh-t “storage” system that doesn’t f-cking work
tim: our engineers setup a new storage system in our office, it’s called a netapp. it’s really good, it breaks during the middle of the day on mild workloads and creates a consistent job security for engineers.
steve: sounds like a union gig, must be running cdot!
john: hey did you hear tim got a new job at company xyz? he’s going to have a bad time, they use netapp …
jacob: oh man, i feel sorry for him! he’d have a better time with an alabama hot pocket
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