netcock
since many of the traditional frat boy style c-ckwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating s-m-n off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of p-n-s length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. usual indicators used are postcount, uptime, computer specifications, amount of ram, hard drive size, “first post” in a thread, and various other completely non-vital statistics about one’s computer. these “netc-ck waving” threads tend to start at least once a month on messageboards. a lucky person may find a thread full of pictures of the board’s posters, so that their complete failure/dork status can be properly judged.
“wow, he’s got 20,000 posts, 4gb of ram, and his computer has been up for 3 years. he must have a m-ssive netc-ck.”
a netc-ck is word derived from “internet” and “c-ck”. “c-ck” is the slang term used to describe a p-n-s.
a netc-ck is a picture of a random c-ck on the internet taken with a low resolution camera. the owners of these netc-cks are usually anonymous, but may have a strong relation with overweight, red headed s-xual predators.
a netc-ck should not be taken lightly, as for some netc-cks, the image itself can cause nausea, eye strain, loss of faith in people, and severe depression. diarrhea and vomiting have been also known to occur.
i was looking for pictures of disney characters when i was shocked to see that the results displayed hundreds and hundreds of netc-cks.
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