Netcrush
when you find someone on the internet, most likely on omegle or chatroulette or possibly an online forum, who appears to be so tailor-made for you that you develop a crush on them.
an omegle-based dramatization:
you: female here
stranger: male
you: cake and grief counseling will be provided at the end of the testing period.
stranger: the cake is a lie.
you: zomg! netcrush! add me on facebook. <3
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