Neterosexual
one whose entire frame of s-xual reference and experience derives from the internet.
a neteros-xual doesn’t talk to girls, he ‘chats’ with them. he’s actually never touched a real woman apart from his mom. in the event an actual s-xual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he’d ask her to take something off and then w-nk. unless they invent olfactoronics, he’ll never know what p-ssy smells like.
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