Netfix


to return one’s own scratched, cracked, or otherwise non-functional dvd in return for netflix’s fully-functional disc, avoiding the need to purchase a new copy.
my arrested development season one disc 1 won’t play because it’s scratched – i have to put it in my queue and netfix it.
a; in the netflix cycle, a. that moment of intense relief when one realizes a dvd has arrived; b; from the moment of seeing the dvd in the mailbox to the actual viewing of the dvd, a mingling of relief with hopeful antic-p-tion, not to be confused with actually watching the dvd.
mailbox click, let’s hope-ah, the netfix is on board -!

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