NetFlixing
1. the act of watching an entire season of a show in one season.
2. a total valid excuse for avoiding social obligations.
“sorry i can’t make it to the party tonight. i am netflixing.”
a sport that requires much devotion to sitting around all day and focusing on watching an entire season of a series.
“hey, can you come over today”
“nah sorry man, im in the middle of some hardcore netflixing”
(verb) watching any tv show, movie, doc-mentary, etc. on netflix via instant streaming. netflixed
right now my kids and i are netflixing an episode of sesame street.
v. to screw the consumer over viciously by jacking the rates of whatever service you provide.
reed hastings, steve swasey and all their investor fanboys laughed piggishly as they gathered around the gargantuan mahogony conference table to pitch new ways of netflixing their hardworking loyal customers.
“maybe we can netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around christmas this time,” said hastings
“i can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last september amount to no more than two lattes at starbucks. a mere triffle. hahahaa” said swasey
(chorous laughter and guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
“i’m so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these cr-ppy “whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning burkino fasan biographies” that netflix recommends. and why the h-ll am ipaying to recieve stream these “new” releases 10 months after amazon prime and redbox have them?” said the ex netflix customer
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