Neti Pee


the s-xual act of partially inserting ones p-n-s into a female’s (or male’s if that’s the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril… thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. like the neti pot.
shannon: what the h-lll do you think you are doing? get your p-n-s away from my nose!
andy: ever heard of the neti pot, or neti squeeze?
shannon: yes, but what does that… oh no you don’t!!!
andy: oh yes i do… hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the neti pee. shazaaaam!!

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