netlurker
a person who’s networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.
john is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he’s talking to a person, not a company brochure. john, get some people skills.
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