netPIMP


a person that targets and technologically isolates a woman’s online activities – either with or without her knowledge, with the intent to manage her real life liaisons. usually through online dating sites, or virtual worlds; the “netpimp” then arranges for her to hookup with his circle of friends. either for money or power…or both.
joe: dude, i made sure this betty doesn’t see any other dating profiles but yours. good thing you have, like, 12. she’s about desperate now, i’ve made sure no one’s been talking to her for months – go for it!

dude: hey thanks joe! you the man – no, you the netpimp! i owe you!

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