never put dick in crazy
a common saying and good advice for men thinking about having s-x with a crazy b-tch.
usually a woman that:
never shuts the h-ll up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there’s more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
“dude i f-cked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my d-ck in a jar.”
“never put d-ck in crazy bro”
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