Neverfood
a person with a psychological condition that prevents him or her (usually him) from ever buying groceries or stocking his refrigerator (except maybe a handful of sad “essentials” such as beer and/or hot sauce).
girlfriend: “i’m hungry, can you please make me a sandwich?”
dude: “i’m sorry but i simply cannot. for i am a neverfood.”
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