New Eltham
situated next to chislehurst, one would hope some cl-ss would be borrowed from the area.
unfortunately new eltham is also surrounded by eltham, mottingham and sidcup… 3 against 1 odds haven’t proven to be too helpful for new eltham.
ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!
if you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, uk garage and the term “ahoy boy” are the key to survival.
new eltham station is definitely a joke!
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