New England Clam Bake
insert new england clam chowder up your partners -ss and then shove your c-ck in and blow a load, then felch the contents
she wouldnt cook me dinner so i made her a new england clam bake
farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
“missy and i took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so i had to pull a new england clam bake to make sure we never shower again!”
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