New England Steamer
a berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. this berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the -n-l cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken gl-ss, or charlston chews.
so, i woke up this morning told that sugar-m-ffin i met last night to take off. after she left, i got up to get a beer and when i got back in bed i found that the b-tch had left a god-d-mned new england steamer in my bed!
after or during s-x when you take a dump in someones mouth it is known as a new england steamer.
hey, if you gave a b-tch a new england steamer and then a clevland steamer on her chest would it be a road trip?
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