New England Twizzler
where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her -ss, while screaming armageddon.
“so i pulled off the d-mn cat’s tail and shoved it up her -ss”
dude, you gave her a new england twizzler?
“…they got a name for it?”
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