New Hampshire Newtknuckle
being recently discovered, the new hampshire newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. the newtknuckle involves a new hampshire newt being taken from the boston harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. mostly used by women, the newt then finds his new, watery home inside the v-g-n-l c-n-l. in rare occasions, it will find the -n-s. in rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry p-ssy).
“hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants…it looks like a c-ck!”- boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy’s mother.
“nah man! she’s just doin’ a new hampshire newtknuckle!”- proud son
“ohhhhh…righteous!”- all boys at schoolyard
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