New Hampshire PicAsso
originated and mastered by josh estes, this delicious s-x manuever originates from new hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler…when b-tt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. at this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and b-tt. then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to “paint” feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to pablo pic-sso’s early work. very artistic!
“me and steve went to a new hampshire pic-sso party last weekend and we noticed jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it”
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