New Jersey Girls
jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of irish and/or itallian descent and are d-mn proud of it. contrary to popular belief, they don’t dress like 80’s sl-ts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
dude, i went to the beach for the weekend and d-mn man, those new jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.
on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the sh-r- are the d-mn bennies from north and west jersey who clutter our beaches,
the most confusing and alias girls out there. they tend to go after african american males
who the girls that davon f-cked last night?
i dont know..some new jersey girls
girls from jersey are absolutly diffrent than just normal girls. jersey girls create their own definition. jersey girls are about being the life of the party, and not giving a f-ck who they are with, or where they are, they will still make the night rememorable in any way possible. sk-nky? yes they are, but they have the att-tude to make you love them. they don’t view life as h-ll, they view life as a huge party, and they’re going to take risks more than be controlled and reserved.
they’re all d-mn gorgeous in their own way. caked make up, f-cked up multicolored hair, doesn’t matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
whitney houston – crazy as h-ll b-tch, but she’s s-xy in her own way.
martha stewart – she’s fabulous, so what if she was in jail? she was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.
they’re new jersey girls
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