New Jersey House Wives
1.a tv reality show about 5 rich women in new jersey. caroline–the boss, dina– the hot sister, jacqueline– the nice one and sister-in-law of caroline and dina, teresa– the friend with the mafia-looking husband and danielle–the wh-r- with all the drama.
2.women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. however, they deny all allegations.
3. a group of rich jersey women
hey did you catch new jersey house wives last night?! caroline is a bad–ss and i think danielle is afraid of her.
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